You taffeta punk. You mad-headed ape.

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it” – Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends” – Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend….if you have one” George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill;

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second……if there is one” Winston Churchill in response

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here” – Stephen Bishop

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go” – Oscar Wilde

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