The Religions Of The World

Found this lying somewhere on the Internet:

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Ramarama ding ding.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it relly shit?
Confucianism: Confucius says, “shit happens.”
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock Knock. Shit Happens.
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.

LOL.

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