FBI Warning

Let’s say you pop in your brand new DVD [Region 1] of Fight Club [Gold Collector’s Edition]. And then you press the play button [of your state-of-the-art Sony Bluray player/recorder], after making yourself comfortable in your comfortable reclining couch, with a month’s supply of popcorn and coke by your side, barely 3.5m away from your 42″ B&O TV [it’s not HD so what? It’s B&O man.] You’re all set.

FBI Warning

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all those who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned. Tyler Durden.

What do you do?


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