AIDS: Origins

I dunno where AIDS comes from; who the f*** knows? Scientists don’t even know. Scientists still say AIDS started when somebody had sex with a monkey. [Grimaces] Word?
After all this researches, the best explanation that you came up with ma…nobody f***s moneys AND people you idiot! You either f*** monkeys, or you f*** people. That’s it, there’s no…in-between. You’re not gonna get some monkey pu*** on Tuesday and then be like “oh lemme call Charlene..” on Thursday. NOo!
Once you fuck a monkey, that’s a firm decision. “I’m outta the…human pu*** game, for good!”

Excerpt from: Dave Chappelle’s For What It’s Worth


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